Floater's Digest Volume 4

Apologies for the cloud of unfloating into which we've exiled you since March's volume, but there was a tax form typo with the muses we had to bully them into overlooking. As a result, this issue may be filled with divine annoyance. Tarantula piss.
Also, we are many trying to caterpillars catapulting into suburban subsistence, so, while the muse thing is an excuse, this is an excuse to have an excuse.
But Floater's Digest Volume 4: The Roar of the Hatrack is growing so old it's starting to form lasting memories and may one day hold it against us, so it's time to let it go before it grows too attached to us.