Floater's Digest Volume 2

FLOATER'S DIGEST VOLUME 2.

The Flemish smell inside a rented oboe, a St. Bernard hibachi chef, a booger in the shape of a chess piece that can move infinite spaces but in no directions, the fern-equivalent of Vince McMahon, the Catfish Exploders Union Local 688's cursory apology to the Catfish Conservancy of Sheepshead Bay, a Prince pinky toe tattoo, the sun's reflection in a rippling puddle, like an old man pinching the King's cheeks...

These are just some of the things you will not find among the flimsy frescos of Floater's Digest Volume 2...