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Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well...

Look what the Cataract of the Lodore dragged in.

Well, while you're here, let's say you have grabbed a pen and started helping with the magazine.

Here's the idea:

It's called Floater's Digest and it's REAL AND IT'S SPECTACULAR.

The whole idea is we're trying to prove yourself.

Let's get cracking:

Why don't you start working on the fable about the sentient horse bucket?

And you, there; let's get you putting the finishing touches on the presidential proctologist's dream journal.

And you, with the e-scootering muntjac stick-and-poke; we're gonna have you do the wood engravings for the first English translation of the great Latvian prison-ode: The Final Days of the Right-Side-Up Wolfongus.

And make sure you do it all for NO REASON.

Now we're cooking with owl, peeps....